greetings!!

harlow rakan₂!!
kabarin???
Sorry for not updating my blog sooner, been enjoying my hols earlier, and now im too busy having classes that by the time i get back to my hostel room sleeping is the most logical thing to do(after dinner that is hehe)

ok, now lets update you with a few random facts bout me:
♣ im getting irritated with my everyday-getting-frizzier hair
♣ im 90% positive that ive gained too much weight over the holidays
♣ i noticed that my left thigh is bigger(& heavier) because when i wear pants, the left one feels tighter than the opposite thigh.
♣ i celebrated my first eid in malaysia in 4 years time! was superb!
♣ im no longer in india, in malacca already, just started the second phase of the course :)
♣ altho i have hundreds of friends in friendster, but only a small portion of them are my close friends. others are like.. friend friend je. u know?
♣ my language & communication skills are getting worse day by day.
♣ i fear cockroaches
♣ oh. i think the fact that my hostel room comes with an individual aircond and no fan contributes to the process of making my hair frizzier
♣ im IT illiterate.
♣ i kind of miss my honda scooter back in india :(

ok ok enuff facts bout me!
i wanna show you someting i saw in the staff's toilet of the hospital im posted at




thats the coolest and most colourful _{(err watchu call it? showerhead? showertab? ahhh, lets call it kepala shower la!)}
kepala shower ive ever met!

no more zuma please!

i'm sick & tired of zuma already.
and i'm sick & tired of sleeping all day.
coz by the end of the day i'll be awake on the bed doing nothing.
i want to play with my cats.
but they're in the cage because lately they've been very very noisy. (as if put them there's gonna stop the meowing, n as if the cage is soundproof! haha)
is it the mating season now?
because ashley & milo are always meowing & golek2 on the floor pretending to be cute & im positive they're trying to seduce me & all. helloooooo im taken, n im sooooo not a lesbian!!! :P
talking bout cats, it reminds me of my ambition when i was younger.
i used to have this very very frizzy kembang hair that i cant tame,
so one day, as i was sitting on the floor watching our cat grooming itself, i question myself, "why do cats have shiny soft fur when all they do is lick them??"
& all of the sudden i had this idea of inventing a syampoo (for humans obviously) made out of cats' saliva so that we'll have shiny soft fur hair as well.
and that moment i felt soooooooooooooooooooo smart!!
hahahaha.
but now i feel soooooo dumb because it's been a while since i last use my brain cells properly. hehe

*sigh*
why is this holiday fall on the ramadhan month?
not that i dont like ramadhan,but as u all know, i just came back from india, so ive been craving for malaysian food since like.. forever, but now i cant go eat happily whenever wherever i want! but then, i still do love ramadhan. :)
apart from sleeping, my days are filled with watching tv or surfing the net.
the other day i stumbled upon a blog, jebonisme.blogspot.com & i think it's the funniest blog ever! PLUS, it's in full bm! (waaaaaaaaah!!!!!!)
people who can speak/blog in perfect bm fascinates me,probably because my bm sucks.
im not saying that my english's good, but then it's better than my bm hands down!
just ask my mum, she knows my bm's bad. mady knows my bm's bad. even farah knows.
the other day, i was in the kitchen with my mum, and i was so semangat narrating her a story, and i used the 'berpusu2' word CORRECTLY in a sentence and my mum just.. froze and stopped chopping the vegetables to look at me and said,
"amboi, since when u use the word berpusu2?" hahahaha!
& this one time, when i just got my spm results, my mum called & i was like jumping up & down telling her that i achieved 7 A's but then she was like,
"I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU GOT FOR YOUR BM."
"errr..."

**screening the paper**

"A1 ma!!!!!!!"
**only now she literally jumped up & down**
she's so funny because she practically didnt care what i get for all other subjects as long as i get good bm result hehe.
you wanna know why???
because my mum's a bm teacher!!!
& pity her all her children cant speak proper bm.
sorry ma!

home.

home.
finally.

sorry for not updating my blog,
been busy living my life u know? kuikui.
ok gtg!

n oh,
selamat berpuasa!!

i kissed a... tupai!

check this out, damn funny!

This is a high quality version of Jackie Beat's "I kissed a squirrel - a parody of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl".



the lyrics :

This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin' in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It's called Bestiality

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don't start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it

Don't even know what you're about
You're another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered 'neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey

I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You're intrigued, don't even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn't straight, it wasn't gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, 'til you've tried it
Cuz I liked it

Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it

I fucked a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don't have rabies
Cuz now I'm pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I'm tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it


haha!

bye bye boxes.

ignore the mismatched baju tdo & the out-of-bed look.


byebye boxes! see you in MELAKA!



yes.
only a week left to go.
i guess i'll be seeing you in msia soon?
weee!!!




ohya.
im terminating my internet connection tomorrow.
therefore i wont be blogging as much.
ciao bella!
have a gorgeous gorgeous day ahead of you people!
:D

girl in red baju kurung.

can you recognize the girl in red?

it's me!!!!!




OMG
look at the hair.
the oily i-can-goreng-telor skin.
the chubbier cheeks.
the oh-so-red-my-eyes-hurt baju kurung.
and can u see my handbag?? hahahaha
RED!




but hey.at least, the plain baju kurung top and patterned kain was the in thing back then.
so yeah. ;)






newsflash : im done with the last posting. exam was in the morning. yeehaww!! a comprehensive exam and 2 boxes to go and im done :)

hello august!

the long awaited august is here!!!!!!!

im gonna be home soon.

ive already packed 3 boxes full of clothes, books and junks.

n my room still looks the same, as if i havent packed anything.

and let me tell you, packing is one hell of a good exercise.

not only energy consuming,but time and money as well (to buy the box n the expensive tapes!!)

but anyhow.
i cant wait to be on malaysian soil.
cant wait to see my parents,
my annoying but awesome siblings,
my beautiful gorgeous friends,
and of course, my super awesome funny loser boyfriend.
YEAY!

newsflash : thats my boyfriend up there if youre wondering. haha